realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

megnesiums:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE MY GO TO ARGUMENT FOR EVERYTHING

fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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pookie02:

I don’t care what gender or sexual orientation you are, I just hope we can appreciate a fine booty together when one presents itself.

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me