preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

oomshi:

paris hilton is my idol bc shes famous for being famous

Always be kinder than you feel.
— (via 5oak)

martinfreeman:

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer